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{"fact":"Both humans and cats have identical regions in the brain responsible for emotion.","length":81}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats will also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain.","length":117}
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