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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the tree go to the dentist?","punchline":"It needed a root canal.","id":335}
{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
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On November 13–14, 2017, a series of shootings occurred in Rancho Tehama, an unincorporated community in Tehama County, California, U.S. The gunman, 44-year-old Kevin Janson Neal, died by suicide after a Corning police officer rammed and stopped his stolen vehicle. During the shooting spree, five people were killed and eighteen others were injured at eight separate crime scenes, including an elementary school. Ten people suffered bullet wounds and eight were cut by flying glass caused by the gunfire. The injured victims were transported to several area clinics and hospitals.
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{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
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Kropáčova Vrutice is a municipality and village in Mladá Boleslav District in the Central Bohemian Region of the Czech Republic. It has about 900 inhabitants.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the grape do when he got stepped on?","punchline":"He let out a little wine.","id":173}
{"type":"standard","title":"Utrecht tram shooting","displaytitle":"Utrecht tram shooting","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q62090804","titles":{"canonical":"Utrecht_tram_shooting","normalized":"Utrecht tram shooting","display":"Utrecht tram shooting"},"pageid":60262232,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/57/Afzetting_van_het_24_Oktoberplein%2C_Utrecht_op_18_maart_2019_na_de_tramaanslag_die_dag.jpg/330px-Afzetting_van_het_24_Oktoberplein%2C_Utrecht_op_18_maart_2019_na_de_tramaanslag_die_dag.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Afzetting_van_het_24_Oktoberplein%2C_Utrecht_op_18_maart_2019_na_de_tramaanslag_die_dag.jpg","width":2272,"height":1704},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289358632","tid":"90657ea8-2bb9-11f0-93ec-b00a6cadcb7c","timestamp":"2025-05-08T03:07:24Z","description":"2019 shooting on a tram in Utrecht, Netherlands","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":52.0807,"lon":5.0914},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utrecht_tram_shooting","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utrecht_tram_shooting?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utrecht_tram_shooting?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Utrecht_tram_shooting"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utrecht_tram_shooting","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Utrecht_tram_shooting","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utrecht_tram_shooting?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Utrecht_tram_shooting"}},"extract":"On the morning of 18 March 2019, four people were killed and six others were injured in a mass shooting on a tram in Utrecht, Netherlands. One of the injured died of his injuries ten days later. Gökmen Tanis, a 37-year-old Dutch citizen, originally from Turkey, was arrested later that day following a major security operation and manhunt. He was later convicted of murder with terrorist intent and sentenced to life in prison. The shooting was classified as an act of Islamic extremism.","extract_html":"
On the morning of 18 March 2019, four people were killed and six others were injured in a mass shooting