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Cargo Air Ltd, branded as cargoair, is a Bulgarian cargo airline headquartered in Sofia, Bulgaria. The company operates charter flights throughout Europe and the Middle East. The airline's main bases are Leipzig/Halle Airport and Vasil Levski Sofia Airport.
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Eriochiton is a genus of small shrubs in the family Chenopodiaceae, which are included in Amaranthaceae according to the APG classification. It contains a single species, Eriochiton sclerolaenoides, a subshrub endemic to Australia.
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A settler or a colonist is a person who establishes or joins a permanent presence that is separate to existing communities. The entity that a settler establishes is a settlement. A settler is called a pioneer if they are among the first settling at a place that is new to the settler community.
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