Kelli Maroney is an American film and television actress. She appeared in the films Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982), Night of the Comet (1984), Chopping Mall (1986), The Zero Boys (1986) and Scream Queen Hot Tub Party (1991). Maroney also appeared on television in the soap operas Ryan's Hope and One Life to Live.
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{"fact":"You check your cats pulse on the inside of the back thigh, where the leg joins to the body. Normal for cats: 110-170 beats per minute.","length":134}
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{"fact":"Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.","length":55}
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{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.","length":88}
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