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Andreen Nicole McDonald was a 29-year-old businesswoman and philanthropist from Port Antonio Jamaica, who resided in San Antonio, Texas. In February 2019, she was murdered in her home by her husband, Andre McDonald, a U.S. Air Force Major.
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