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Ye Ji-won is a South Korean actress.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's blue and not very heavy?","punchline":"Light blue.","id":265}
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Atergatopsis is a genus of crabs in the family Xanthidae, containing the following species:
- Atergatopsis alcocki \n
- Atergatopsis amoyensis De Man, 1879\n
- Atergatopsis germainii A. Milne-Edwards, 1865\n
- Atergatopsis granulata A. Milne-Edwards, 1865\n
- Atergatopsis immigrans \n
- Atergatopsis inskipensis \n
- Atergatopsis lucasii Montrouzier, 1865\n
- Atergatopsis obesa \n
- Atergatopsis signata \n
- Atergatopsis tweediei Balss, 1938\n
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