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{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?","punchline":"He had a very esteemed colleague.","id":94}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a dictionary on drugs?","punchline":"High definition.","id":199}
{"fact":"A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds.","length":57}
{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
{"fact":"A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.","length":153}
{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
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