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Suleima is a genus of moths belonging to the subfamily Olethreutinae of the family Tortricidae.
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Gennady Varfolomeyevich Garbuzov was a Russian bantamweight boxer. He won a Soviet title in 1951 and an Olympic bronze medal in 1952.
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