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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}

{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}

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{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}

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{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}

{"fact":"Cats that live together sometimes rub each others heads to show that they have no intention of fighting. Young cats do this more often, especially when they are excited.","length":169}

{"type":"general","setup":"What did the beaver say to the tree?","punchline":"It's been nice gnawing you.","id":166}

{"type":"general","setup":"What is the tallest building in the world?","punchline":"The library, it’s got the most stories!","id":248}