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{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call sad coffee?","punchline":"Despresso.","id":61}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why is seven bigger than nine?","punchline":"Because seven ate nine.","id":377}

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{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}

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