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{"type":"standard","title":"Albert Van Blarcom House","displaytitle":"Albert Van Blarcom House","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4711372","titles":{"canonical":"Albert_Van_Blarcom_House","normalized":"Albert Van Blarcom House","display":"Albert Van Blarcom House"},"pageid":27578607,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/76/ALBERT_VAN_BLARCOM_HOUSE%2C_WYCKOFF%2C_BERGEN_COUNTY.jpg/330px-ALBERT_VAN_BLARCOM_HOUSE%2C_WYCKOFF%2C_BERGEN_COUNTY.jpg","width":320,"height":212},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/76/ALBERT_VAN_BLARCOM_HOUSE%2C_WYCKOFF%2C_BERGEN_COUNTY.jpg","width":2784,"height":1848},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1215850810","tid":"0754facb-ec44-11ee-82b4-d5a148a8ac01","timestamp":"2024-03-27T14:12:22Z","description":"Historic house in New Jersey, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":41.01527778,"lon":-74.1575},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Van_Blarcom_House","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Van_Blarcom_House?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Van_Blarcom_House?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Albert_Van_Blarcom_House"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Van_Blarcom_House","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Albert_Van_Blarcom_House","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Van_Blarcom_House?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Albert_Van_Blarcom_House"}},"extract":"The Albert Van Blarcom House is located at 250 Crescent Avenue in the township of Wyckoff in Bergen County, New Jersey, United States. The historic stone house was built in 1830 by Albert Van Blarcom and was added to the National Register of Historic Places on January 10, 1983, for its significance in architecture. It was listed as part of the Early Stone Houses of Bergen County Multiple Property Submission (MPS). It was bought by Adam Folley in 1851. James M. B. Frost bought it in 1906 and probably added a second story to the stone section in 1926.","extract_html":"
The Albert Van Blarcom House is located at 250 Crescent Avenue in the township of Wyckoff in Bergen County, New Jersey, United States. The historic stone house was built in 1830 by Albert Van Blarcom and was added to the National Register of Historic Places on January 10, 1983, for its significance in architecture. It was listed as part of the Early Stone Houses of Bergen County Multiple Property Submission (MPS). It was bought by Adam Folley in 1851. James M. B. Frost bought it in 1906 and probably added a second story to the stone section in 1926.
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