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Katarzyna Maria Skórzyńska is a Polish official and diplomat; ambassador to Brazil (1992–1996) and Portugal (2007–2012), Undersecretary of State in the Office of the Committee for European Integration.
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Frederick Simpich was an American writer known for his work in diplomacy, newspaper work, literary work, and as Assistant Editor of the National Geographic Society from 1931 to 1949. During his time in the society, he wrote more articles for the magazine than anyone else before or after his time, over eighty articles from 1914 to 1949. He was known for traveling around the world whilst writing articles for papers and magazines, concluding with his 35-year stay in the Society, during which he wrote an award-winning article about Oklahoma, in 1941.
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